Pop Culture has been presenting surprising, though positive, images of Fathers in Pop Culture - there are many ways to be good dads. Now, however, it is time to showcase some bad dadding.
Exhibit A in the Pop Culture Gallery of Bad Dads: Bryan
Ferry of Roxy Music. Last year, the 66 year old Mr. Ferry married the 24 year
old ex-girlfriend of one of his sons. As my youngest used to say, “Ick, is yuck”. For all I know, Ferry pere et fils dash about the Riviera in a
motorboat wearing matching monogrammed Speedos and toasting each other with
Prosecco. But this poaching smacks of poisonous levels of male vanity. Ferry
always struck me as a guy who spent a lot of time admiring himself in the
mirror. I was raised in a home where, if you dawdled over your food, my dad
would try to eat your dinner and you had to arm wrestle him if you wanted the
extra cherry Danish. So, I’m OK with
cross-generational rivalry - within limits. When I finally beat my Dad for the
Danish, he bore it with good grace and didn’t turn around and try and scoop my
girlfriend in revenge.
Rule One of not being a Bad Dad: Don’t Sleep With, Date or
Marry your children’s exes.
Who has to worry about this other than Eurotrash pop stars?
Well, a woman I knew in university married her ex boyfriend’s father. “Dad, I’d like you to meet my girlfriend
Electra”. “Well, hello there.”
Dads, if you want a young girlfriend, why not get out of
your slippers and leave the house to look for one? Beyond this being a basic no-eating-your-kids’-leftovers
rule, it is a metaphor: Are you putting
your kids’ happiness ahead of your own selfishness? Are you a slave to vanity? Are you trying to hold onto your youth/potency
at the cost of your kids?
I prefer just to challenge my sons to do better than I did in finding a wife. Good luck, punks. Maybe it’s not healthy... but at least it’s better than some of the alternatives.
Pop Culture is a humourous blog about being a Modern Dad. A version of this article appears in the April/May issues of Village Living Magazine: West Village and Village Living Magazine: Mt. Pleasant.
