Tuesday, 8 November 2016


Teen: I can't believe how controlling you are! You give me no freedom! Why do you treat me like a baby? (looking in fridge) Oh my god! Where is the jam? Who finished the jam!?

Parent: It's in the fridge.

Teen: Where?! I can't find it!

Parent reaching into fridge and grabbing jam: Right. There.

*Disclaimer: This conversation is an amalgam of roughly 347 conversations over past two years.

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