Showing posts with label Invisible Cows. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Invisible Cows. Show all posts

Thursday, 9 October 2014

Not So Silent - The Reprise



My wife away at dinner time allows a certain je ne sais quoi at the dinner table with me and the boys (but not our 50).

The music is louder, the behaviour and conversation, if not more raucous (that would be hard to believe), then indefinably more male and a little more relaxed (which has nothing to do with my wife - I tend to be the hardliner). It's maybe somehow, I'm more relaxed and that flows through the group.

So perhaps with that casual vibe it was inevitable, the 7 year old lets one rip right there at the table. ZZZZart!

I pause and look at him directly. He gives me a winning smile. He knows why I'm looking at him. I work hard not to smile back. Damn it, he's good.

I lower my brow and stare hard at him.

"Don't you have something to say?"

He jerks his thumb towards his brother beside him. Still grinning madly.

"It was him."

Oh, brother.

Thursday, 26 September 2013

La Vache Qui...

A small snapshot of life around Pop Culture.

6 year old son "toots" right in front of me. 

ME: Hey, don't you have something to say?

HIM: It wasn't me.

ME: Oh? Who was it then?

HIM: A cow.

ME: (trying not to laugh) A cow? How did I miss a cow in the bedroom?

HIM: It's invisible. And it went under the bed. And the cow is not me.

ME: (dissolving into laughter).